Being a bartender is a bit like being a therapist, but with more alcohol involved. Customers will pour out their deepest secrets to you while you mix them a drink, as if you’re some kind of booze-fueled oracle. And let’s not forget about the drunk people – they can be quite the challenge! It’s like trying to herd cats, but the cats are drunk and the bar is their playground. But hey, at least you get to witness some pretty hilarious moments, like the time a customer tried to order a “vodka martooni” or when someone asked for a “beer with a shot of wine on the side.” Being a bartender is definitely not for the faint of heart, but it sure makes for some great stories!